Tip of the day! (please add yours)

One for pd.......do not use a match too near to your bottom after being lubed up by wife......

Have a trade of words with toe nails at least once a week.

Dave C wrote:One for pd.......do not use a match too near to your bottom after being lubed up by wife......

He's going to rue the day when he told us that

great ain't it.......

Dave C wrote:One for pd.......do not use a match too near to your bottom after being lubed up by wife......

sorry friend.......just couldn't resist......

Tip for any budding printers ... If caught short in a printshop and need a wee , you can use an empty solvent bottle but DO NOT place your bell end inside or anywhere near the bottle ....ouch maybe use a funnel

You didn't

he did........

Ok , I was warned about getting thinners in my eye , forgot about the japs eye
will not happen ever again

no not now it's been burnt off.......mind you look on the bright side....you will save a fortune on vasaline........

you may laugh but i bet you'll all be keeping some vas in the fridge from now on though

you bet.........can't wait till i sweat up a little bit.......reckon about another hour sitting on this fire and i will be giving it ago.....

I'll give it a miss thanks

well now i know how to post piccy's........

pd1971 wrote:Tip for any budding printers ... If caught short in a printshop and need a wee , you can use an empty solvent bottle but DO NOT place your bell end inside or anywhere near the bottle ....ouch maybe use a funnel

Thats funny you should say about the use of solvent bottles as mobile loos.......
A good few years back i worked for a double glazing company and we used to use 5 ltr bottles of solvent to clean the upvc frames after we fitted them.
Well i had a bottle that i kept on the van for when i was caught short......One day i was on a job fitting windows with the doors open on the van parked outside the customers house. When i returned to the van, some little s**t had stolen my tub with all my cleaners and sealants in it....and you guessed it, my "SPECIAL" container of a couple of litres of tonys finest in it
I would have paid to seen him try and clean something with that .....Their is a god

i can imagine ... it probably made the pvc go yellow

love it....

Awesome

......i suppose thats what you call....."takin the piss"

A whole new meaning

Tip of the day,

If you fcuk up on the forum be a man and say your sorry.

I hate new stuff it always goes tats up

Lee, lovin the sig

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