Jet fuel

Stuart and Brett were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as Aircraft mechanics inMelbourne.

One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hangar with nothing to do.

Stuart said, 'Man, I wish we had something to drink!'
Brett says, 'Me too. Y'know, I've heard you can drink jet fuel and get a buzz.

You wanna try it?'
So they pour themselves a couple of glasses of high octane booze and get completely smashed.
The next morning Stuart wakes up and is surprised at how good he feels.

In fact he feels GREAT! NO hangover! NO bad side effects.

Nothing!

Then the phone rings. It's Brett. Brett says, 'Hey, how do you feel this morning?'

Stuart says, 'I feel great, how about you?'
Brett says, 'I feel great, too. You don't have a hangover?'
Stuart says, 'No that jet fuel is great stuff -- no hangover, nothing. We ought to do this more often.'

' Yeah, well there's just one thing.'
'What's that?'

'Have you farted yet?'

'No.'

'Well, DON'T, ' cause I'm in Perth ..'

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