border control

Five tourists in an Audi Quattro arrived at an Irish border checkpoint.

The officer, stops them and says: 'It is illegal to put 5 people in a Quattro..........don't you know Quattro means four'

'Quattro is just the name of the automobile!' the tourist retorts in disbelief. 'Look at the papers, this car is designed to carry five persons.'

'You cannot pull that one on me!' replies the Kerryman, 'Quattro means four........and that's that!!!!'



The visitor replies angrily: 'You idiot! Call your supervisor, I want to speak to someone with intelligence!'

'Sorry,' came the answer, 'My boss is busy trying to sort out the two guys in that Fiat Uno.'

That sounds about right

Thats another cup of coffee over the keyboard......