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inheritance
A man goes into a bar and sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself. "You look terrible," says the man, "What's the problem?" "My mother died in August," says the friend, "and left me £25,000."
"Gee, that's tough," replies the man. "Then in September," says the friend, staring deep into his glass, "my father died, leaving me £90,000." "Wow! Two parents gone in two months," replies the man, "No wonder you're depressed."
The friend continues: "And last month my aunt died, and left me £15,000." "Three close family members lost in three months. How sad," says the man in a comforting tone.
"Then this month," his friend goes on, "absolutely nothing!"
"Gee, that's tough," replies the man. "Then in September," says the friend, staring deep into his glass, "my father died, leaving me £90,000." "Wow! Two parents gone in two months," replies the man, "No wonder you're depressed."
The friend continues: "And last month my aunt died, and left me £15,000." "Three close family members lost in three months. How sad," says the man in a comforting tone.
"Then this month," his friend goes on, "absolutely nothing!"
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