speedy......
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speedy......
He got his brand new Pick up truck out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left. "Amazing," he thought as he flew down the M1, pushing the pedal even more. Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw the traffic police behind him, blue lights
flashing and siren blaring.
He floored it to 100mph, then 110, then 120. Suddenly he thought, "What am I doing? I'm being silly i will never out run them," and pulled over to await the officers arrival.
Pulling in behind him, the officer walked up to the truck, looked at his watch and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes.
Today is Friday.
If you can give me a reason for speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go."
The gentleman paused. Then said, "Years ago, my wife ran off with a traffic copper. I thought you were bringing her back."
"Have a good day, Sir," replied the officer......
flashing and siren blaring.
He floored it to 100mph, then 110, then 120. Suddenly he thought, "What am I doing? I'm being silly i will never out run them," and pulled over to await the officers arrival.
Pulling in behind him, the officer walked up to the truck, looked at his watch and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes.
Today is Friday.
If you can give me a reason for speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go."
The gentleman paused. Then said, "Years ago, my wife ran off with a traffic copper. I thought you were bringing her back."
"Have a good day, Sir," replied the officer......
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Re: speedy......
Like that one
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