The Irish blonde....
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The Irish blonde....
AN IRISH BLONDE IN A CASINO
An attractive blonde from Cork, Ireland arrived at the casino. She
seemed a little intoxicated and bet twenty-thousand Euros on a single
roll of the dice..
She said, 'I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm
completely nude'. With that, she stripped from the neck down & rolled
the dice.
As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed...'YES!
YES! I WON, I WON!' She hugged each of the dealers then picked up
her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed..
The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded.
Finally, one of them asked, 'What number did she roll?'
The other answered, 'I don't know - I thought you were watching.'
MORAL OF THE STORY -
Not all Irish are drunks,
not all blondes are dumb,
but all men... are men
An attractive blonde from Cork, Ireland arrived at the casino. She
seemed a little intoxicated and bet twenty-thousand Euros on a single
roll of the dice..
She said, 'I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm
completely nude'. With that, she stripped from the neck down & rolled
the dice.
As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed...'YES!
YES! I WON, I WON!' She hugged each of the dealers then picked up
her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed..
The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded.
Finally, one of them asked, 'What number did she roll?'
The other answered, 'I don't know - I thought you were watching.'
MORAL OF THE STORY -
Not all Irish are drunks,
not all blondes are dumb,
but all men... are men
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