Vices

An older man went to his doctor with a variety of complaints. After examining him, the doctor said, "Well, you've got some problems, all right, but if you'd give up smoking, drinking, and chasing women, I think you'd last a good while longer."
"But Doc," answered the man, "I don't smoke, drink, or chase women."
"Oh," replied the doctor, "I'm sorry."
Moral: Keep some vices to give up in your old age.

And that right

Its so true aint it i plan to keep all of mine to buy me some time

nice one

Dave C wrote:nice one

what do you mean "nice one" !!!! You must be that age Dave, that's funny