marriage of the 90's
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marriage of the 90's
Jill and John got married. John thought this would be a "marriage of the 90's" -- equal roles for equal partners. So, the first morning back from their honeymoon, he brought Jill breakfast in bed. Jill wasn't impressed with his culinary skills, however. She looked disdainfully at the tray, and snorted, "Poached? I wanted scrambled!"
Undaunted, the next morning, John brought his true love a scrambled egg. Jill wasn't having any of it. "Do you think I don't like variety? I wanted poached this morning !!
Determined to please Jill, the next morning he thought, "third time's a charm" and brought her two eggs -- one scrambled and one poached."Here, my love, enjoy!" Jill looks at the plate and says,
"You scrambled the wrong egg."
Undaunted, the next morning, John brought his true love a scrambled egg. Jill wasn't having any of it. "Do you think I don't like variety? I wanted poached this morning !!
Determined to please Jill, the next morning he thought, "third time's a charm" and brought her two eggs -- one scrambled and one poached."Here, my love, enjoy!" Jill looks at the plate and says,
"You scrambled the wrong egg."
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Re: marriage of the 90's
Sounds like my ex......
Dave C- Expert
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Re: marriage of the 90's
Thats sounds about right!
He should have said would you like them fertilised then
Re: marriage of the 90's
Liam wrote:Eggcellent joke
Hicube- THE HULK / YOU WONT LIKE ME WHEN I MODERATE
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Hicube wrote:Liam wrote:Eggcellent joke
or ofcourse
eggcellent yoke..........
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