Massive Hangover........

A judge wakes up after a night out at his club with his barrister mates. His head
is pounding and he goes down for breakfast and sits at the table.

His wife is in the kitchen cooking, so he buries his head in the paper to hide his bloodshot eyes.
His wife marches in noisily and slams down his plate in front of him. 'YOU had a good night last night
DIDN'T YOU' she demands. Oh God he thinks, his head spinning, what did I do? what did I do?
'Oh as a matter of fact my dear, me and a couple of friends just had a few drinks down at the club -
why do you ask my dear?' . ' Oh nothing, she replies - it's just that there was VOMIT all down your shirt!'

Oh God he thinks quickly - 'Arr actually my dear as we came out of the club, a drunk vomitted all over me,
as a matter of fact he's up before me this morning and I think I'll fine him twenty pounds' said the judge.

'I'ld fine him fifty pounds if I were you' she replies 'He's SHT in your underpants as well!'

Geoff.

Mind you most lawyers i meet are full of 'it' anyway....