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Hit the road ....
by Dave C Sun Jan 03, 2010 3:43 am
Black Tarmac and Concrete are arguing in a bar.
Black Tarmac turns to Concrete and says: "I'm harder that you, I built the M1!"
Concrete retorts: "I'm harder that you! I built Heathrow's runways!"
Just then the door bursts open and Red Tarmac and Concrete go quiet.
The barman notices and asks them why they aren't saying anything. "We might be hard," says Concrete,
"but he's a bloody cycle path!"
Black Tarmac turns to Concrete and says: "I'm harder that you, I built the M1!"
Concrete retorts: "I'm harder that you! I built Heathrow's runways!"
Just then the door bursts open and Red Tarmac and Concrete go quiet.
The barman notices and asks them why they aren't saying anything. "We might be hard," says Concrete,
"but he's a bloody cycle path!"
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