inheritance

A man goes into a bar and sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself. "You look terrible," says the man, "What's the problem?" "My mother died in August," says the friend, "and left me £25,000."

"Gee, that's tough," replies the man. "Then in September," says the friend, staring deep into his glass, "my father died, leaving me £90,000." "Wow! Two parents gone in two months," replies the man, "No wonder you're depressed."

The friend continues: "And last month my aunt died, and left me £15,000." "Three close family members lost in three months. How sad," says the man in a comforting tone.


"Then this month," his friend goes on, "absolutely nothing!"