Homemanhood cut off...
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manhood cut off...
by Dave C Thu Dec 31, 2009 8:51 am
A man very sadly had his manhood cut off in an accident ....the Drs told him that for £8000. they could sew on a baby elephants trunk in it's place and all should work normally after a couple of months.
So he paid over his money and had the op.......
After about three months he was having Sunday tea with his wife when he felt a stirring in his loins......his zipper ripped open and out came this elephants trunk.......in one swift movement it swiped an apple of the table.
With this his wife laughed...and said 'can your cock do that again'.....
He replied 'Yes but i don't think my bum will take another apple'......
So he paid over his money and had the op.......
After about three months he was having Sunday tea with his wife when he felt a stirring in his loins......his zipper ripped open and out came this elephants trunk.......in one swift movement it swiped an apple of the table.
With this his wife laughed...and said 'can your cock do that again'.....
He replied 'Yes but i don't think my bum will take another apple'......
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