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Baby polar bear....
by Dave C Wed Dec 30, 2009 9:23 am
This baby polar bear was sat with his mum on an ice berg.
"Mum," he asked, "am I a real polar bear?"
"Yes darling, of course you are." his mother answered.
"Yeah but, am I a proper polar bear, you know, a real one?"
"Yes dear," his mum replied, "You're dad is a polar bear, I'm a polar bear and your sister's a polar bear."
"I know that mum," he said, "but am I a proper polar bear?"
"Of course you are" said his mum, "now shut up and eat your penguin."
A minute later the baby polar bear asks "Mum, I know what you've said, but am I really a proper polar bear?"
"Look," she says, "you are a proper bloody polar bear alright. What's wrong with you? Why do you keep asking me that?"
"Well," he replies, "I'm freezing"......
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"Mum," he asked, "am I a real polar bear?"
"Yes darling, of course you are." his mother answered.
"Yeah but, am I a proper polar bear, you know, a real one?"
"Yes dear," his mum replied, "You're dad is a polar bear, I'm a polar bear and your sister's a polar bear."
"I know that mum," he said, "but am I a proper polar bear?"
"Of course you are" said his mum, "now shut up and eat your penguin."
A minute later the baby polar bear asks "Mum, I know what you've said, but am I really a proper polar bear?"
"Look," she says, "you are a proper bloody polar bear alright. What's wrong with you? Why do you keep asking me that?"
"Well," he replies, "I'm freezing"......
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